No, I didn't prove FLT. Sorry.
But has anyone read this proposed proof of Fermat's Last Theorem? I'm kind of curious... but not curious enough to shell out the $5. And it's not just the money; this doesn't seem like the sort of person I want to be giving $5 to. It's kind of strange to see crackpottery that you have to pay to see these days... usually now people just post it on poorly formatted web pages.
Similarly, I don't have cable TV, not because I want to keep the money, but because I don't like Comcast. But here I am using my Comcast Internet connection to say that I don't like Comcast. Hypocritical? Of course. But I like Verizon even less.
(From John Armstrong.)