Did you know White People hate math, but like statistics?
This is from Stuff White People Like. There are three things you should know about SWPL, if you don't already. First, it's SATIRICAL. Second, it is not actually about "white people" (i. e. people whose ancestors originally hail from Europe) but "White People". These are best defined as people who like things on this list, like irony, Netflix, Wes Anderson movies, indie music, having two last names, Oscar parties, having black friends, indie music, The Wire, and the idea of soccer. (This is actually a randomly chosen sample from the list, which is conveniently numbered; random.org gave me 41 twice, and indie music is #41, hence the duplication. I was going to just pick a few things at "random", but I realized that I was kind of biased towards the things that I like.)
By "statistics" is meant not the mathematical field but various interesting-sounding numbers. For example, if each White Person has a favorite thing from the list of Stuff White People Like, and you pick ten white people at random, there's a 36% chance that two of them will have the same favorite White Person Thing. (This is the White Person version of the birthday paradox.)
Also of interest there: the entry on graduate school, which I think pretty clearly refers to grad school in the humanities.