The quadratic equation, Dr. Seuss style

I've been busy, but here's a quick one: The quadratic equation, Dr. Seuss style, by Katie Benedetto. My favorite stanza:

Each value there was, well she renamed each one
Claiming that nice names would make this more fun.
“Variables, well, they’re whatever we wish
So like one, two, red, blue, I’ll call this one “fish”!

This is the antidote to if the IRS had discovered the quadratic formula.