19 November 2008

Worst math joke I've heard today

A joke that I've seen in several places today (first from my friend Karen): "An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers."

I can "improve" this joke. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders two beers. The third orders three beers, and so on. The bartender takes a twelfth of a beer from the first one and they all walk away happy.

Anonymous said...

A countably infinite number of mathematicians!

Anonymous said...

Ok, there's no universe where something that is accomplished via a limit is improved by changing it to something accomplished via analytic continuation. That's far, far worse.

CarlBrannen said...

Your improvement was absolutely hilarious. Of course string theory makes me laugh too.

Blake Stacey said...

Hilbert never told us what shenanigans went down in the cocktail lounge of that famous hotel!

(The physicist's version is much shorter: "So, a bar walked into a physicist. Oh, wait, wrong reference frame.")

Anonymous said...

The original was pretty good, but...can you dumb your "improvement" down for those of us who aren't mathematicians?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Okay, I think I get it (to some degree, at least) now. Thanks. (I think the analytic continuation to reach that result is way over my head, but what am I gonna do about it?)

Anonymous said...

Then the (countably) infinite number of mathematicians stumble out of the bar to the nearby Hotel Hilbert only to find it's full...

Anonymous said...

I think the analytic continuation to reach that result is way over my head, but what am I gonna do about it?